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mental how people convince themselves they can beat slots just play for fun or don't play at all. trying to find "systems" is how you end up skint

fuck off you mug

oh jeez not this again listen mate slots are slots. some days they pay some days they dont. trying to find patterns is just gonna do your head in played slots for years and only thing i know for certain is house always wins lol rest is just luck innit

i feel like he's on salary or smth.. honestly mate do you actually work for these casinos or do you just enjoy defending them for free?! every thread youre in here defending lottogo or videoslots shit playojo rtps its proper weird at least

here we go again do u realie main reason asking best options is to avoid parsing all by yourself im not even mentionin most casinos dont even show you rtp before you start playing mate and when they do its buried in game info that nobody checks anyway playojo having lower rtp across all slots...

bet365 for sports and table games william hill if you want proper uk bookmaker simple as mate

youre literally on every thread defending predatory casino practices with just read the terms mate maybe the problem aint people not reading maybe its casinos deliberately making things complicated so people cant understand even when they do read but nah keep licking them .. boots

damn yea videoslots knows most people will keep playing to unlock the bonus and lose it all thats the whole bloody point of the structure its the same predatory shite as lottogos 2.5x cap just packaged differently

oh hell those bollocks i was talking about in that lottogo thread. legal dont mean fair videoslots hiding behind ukgc rules while making it deliberately confusing so people keep wagering thinking theyre gonna unlock thair money proper scummy if u ask me

mate you could clearly disclose that youre selling dog shit sandwiches but theyre still dog shit sandwiches. just because its legal dont mean it aint taking the piss

so why its not predatory them you muppet?? theyre targeting people who dont understand the maths thats the whole point here!

such a thin line id say it doesnt even exist just because its in the terms doesnt mean its not taking the piss most people dont read 15 pages of legal bollocks before having a flutter

mate lottogo is proper shit avoid them. like cmon 2.5x max cashout is a joke when most places do 5x or 10x minimum youre basically working for a tenner after putting in hours of wagerin daaamn

yep basically if youre winning too much youre not winning at all. who thought real casinos wont let you win from nothing right?) lads if it feels too easy its because its fake just accept it and move on

if it sounds too good to be true it is mate. cmon mate casinos dont give away thousands for free they give you like 50 quid bonus max or double deposite but with 40x wagering so you probably lose it back, if someones offering 500 free you KNOW its shit..

nailed it mate!! the simpsons bit killed me. "would burns do that" is actually perfect test for any offer and yea burns would absolutely run crypto scam casino though proper villain shit

still dont get why people make it so complicated like regular bookies work fine. deposit with card, withdraw to card, done crypto adds extra steps for what benefit exactly?

tried crypto sites but went back to regular bookies mate. too much hassle buying crypto and moving it around. rather just use my debit card and be done with it

100% microgaming is proper dead now mate. remember when they used to be top provider? now everything they make is garbage

any of those book games mate. book of dead, book of ra, book of whatever all the same shit. dead spins for ages then bonus pays 3 quid on a 50p stake proper waste of time fr